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What Martial Art is Good for You? (Based on Your Chinese Zodiac)

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One of the questions I’ve been asked my whole life—seriously, like every other week—is: "Hey Johnny, what martial art should I learn?" And the truth is... I can’t really tell you. Not without training with you for a few months. I need to know: Are you quick on your feet? Aggressive or more defensive? Do you prefer to stay grounded or take flight? How’s your timing? Balance? Are you scrappy or strategic? There’s no one-size-fits-all. Sure, I could say something generalized like: “You’re a girl? Try Taekwondo.” “You’re a big guy? Go with boxing.” But that’s lazy stereotyping, and I like to work harder than that—for myself and my students. So instead, let’s do something fun. Let’s match you up based on your Chinese Zodiac sign . Each sign has its own personality quirks, habits, and let’s be honest, vices. Why not use that to inspire your fighting style? Let’s dive in… 🐀 Rat – Jeet Kune Do Image: Mickey Mouse, dressed in a white karate uniform with a black belt, crouches in ...

Touching the Stars: How One Blind Artist Etched a New Language Into Metal

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It’s funny how sometimes, the things you create while just trying to be yourself… end up changing everything. For most of my life, I assumed tactile metal art must already be “a thing.” I figured if I could figure it out, surely other blind artists had too. Turns out? I might’ve invented a new style of art—without even knowing it. Image:  Embossed metallic artwork in a black frame, featuring a boar with a pig nestled inside its body, symbolizing "My Inner Child." Ornate patterns, Braille, and text appear above the animals. [ ] That’s what makes Zodiac Crossroads , my solo exhibition currently showing at The Annex Gallery in Richmond, BC, so surreal. 🗓️ Exhibit runs from May 4 – September 14, 2025 📍 The Annex Gallery, Richmond Cultural Centre Annex 📍 7660 Minoru Gate, Richmond, BC V6Y 1R8 🎟️ Admission is free This isn’t just another show. For me, it’s a homecoming. Richmond: My City, My Return Image:  The Pisces Scam: Embossed metallic artwork showing ox, cat, ra...

🐉 The Worst Traits of Each Chinese Zodiac Sign (And Why It’s OK to Laugh at Ourselves)

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Hey you beautiful beasts and badasses, Welcome back to the den of delicious chaos! Today, we're diving claws-first into something fun, feisty, and a little bit fiery— the worst personality trait of each Chinese Zodiac sign. Yes, you read that right. We’re roasting ourselves and each other, zodiac-style. Image: A group of people in ornate blue, gold, and red robes sit around a lavish round table filled with food, inside an opulent, traditional East Asian palace with intricate golden decorations. [ ] Before we dig in: I, Johnny Tiger , your friendly neighborhood blind martial artist, accessibility advocate, action figure hoarder, and proud Rooster , totally see my own roasted trait. Vain and perfectionist? Guilty as sin, baby. But here’s the truth—knowing your “worst” trait isn’t about self-hate. It’s about owning your shadows and maybe even laughing at them a little. Image: A regal golden throne room with an imposing man in ornate robes, surrounded by many cartoonish, an...