🤰💪 10 Reasons Why Men Would Be Better at Carrying Children Than Women ...A completely logical, not-at-all-sarcastic argument from the mind of Johnny Tiger
Because let’s be honest—if men could get pregnant, we’d not only survive it, we’d dominate that shit. Y’all think labor is the final boss? We eat final bosses for breakfast and still show up to fight bare-chested in the rain. Here are 10 totally rational reasons why men would be better at childbearing than women. Don’t fight me—fight the science. (Or the sarcasm.) 1. Men wouldn't be scared of the pain. We’re not saying it won’t hurt—we’re saying we’ll never admit it . You mock a guy for being scared of giving birth, and you know what he’ll do? He’ll schedule the damn birth in the middle of a UFC fight weekend just to prove you wrong. "Johnny, why aren’t you having more kids? you scared of the pain?" "Me? Scared of the pain? Please. I’ll do a C-section on myself with a butter knife and no freezing. Nine months from now, I challenge you to a birthing contest. The loser’s a pussy." 2. Men are totally okay with puking. Puking? Shiiiiiit honey, that al...