The Love Language of Each Zodiac Sign – Twelve Ways to Lose the Same Damn Argument
You know they say to know your enemy is half the battle won? Or, something like that? Well, surprise surprise, your partner, or partners-to-be are, in some ways, the most serious opponents you'll ever meet on the battlefield. And if you're lucky, (or not), this may be a battle you'll be fighting for the rest of your fucking-loving-life, every day, every minute, 20 hours a day, 7 days a week, 365 days a year... scared yet? Well then, hopefully this guide will help you win some of those encounters by letting you know what to expect, and by association, what not to expect from your partner based on their zodiac sign. I'm using the usual Western tropical zodiac dates here; the exact changeover can shift a day depending on the year. Cardinal means the starter, fixed means the one who won't fucking move, and mutable means the one who already changed the plan while you were reading this sentence. And yes, this is a joke, not science or relationship counselling....